Your token is ready. Is your website?
The one-man dev shop for crypto.
Launch-ready sites, meme bots and crypto tools. Built fast. Priced upfront. No agency runaround.
24h delivery on Launch Site packages. Clock starts once payment and your brief are in.
Everything your launch needs. Nothing it doesn't.
Token Websites
3D, fast, built for the phone your holders actually use.
- 3D hero
- Live market cap
- Copy CA
- Mobile-first
Telegram Meme Bots
Auto-generated memes with your CA stamped on every one. Your chat becomes a meme factory.
- /meme on demand
- CA watermark
- Your templates
Buy & Raid Bots
Buy alerts that hype the chat and raid bots that send the troops to X.
- Buy alerts
- Raid tracking
- Leaderboards
Meme Generators
Web meme makers your community can use in one tap. Every meme they post is free marketing.
- Web
- Templates
- One-tap share
Custom Tools & Dashboards
Holder trackers, scanners, stat dashboards. If it reads a chain, I can build it.
- On-chain data
- Dashboards
- Internal tools
Rescue Jobs
Your site is ugly, I'll fix it today.
Broken, slow or embarrassing: send the link.- Same day
- Redesigns
- Fixes
Flat prices. Fast ships.
Free launch site: 3 free launch sites this week for new tokens. Reply to my pinned post on X ↗
Bigger custom builds get a timeline before you pay.
Receipts, not promises.
A free tool, every Friday.
Small, useful things for builders and degens. Free to use, no wallet connect.
Three steps. No runaround.
- 01
Tell me what you need
Fill out the form below. Token, vibe, deadline. Two minutes.
- 02
I build it
I DM you, lock the scope, and ship. 24h for a Launch Site, 48h for a Launch Kit. You see progress, not excuses.
- 03
You launch
Live on your domain, OG preview dialed, ready for the timeline.
Meet Crypto Beard
One developer. No agency layers. No endless calls. Just clean sites, bots and tools that get your project moving.
@CryptoBeardUSA on X ↗